Problems/hinderences for people who really think they want to get into a real life BDSM

well these are uncles and aunties... who had got divorced and looking for some guy who can claim to be a master yet have so much money, coz after their dad's money and the so called "boy friend's" money and their ex husband's money and all of the males' food, gifts, dates etc, they do need to find a replacement for their loose p*ssy after inserting the many fingers.

We all know this is not such a blog... so let me stop here...